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The weather man on one of our local stations is named Johnny Mountain. Yes....Mr. Mountain is extremely accurate on his forecasts. He has a slight moviestar-like appearance, looks to be in his sixties wishing for the forties again, and speaks in the ever familiar cheese-tone of weatherpeople...but ten times exaggerated. Even still...I keep turning back to catch Johnny's 5 minutes of fame each day. He draws me in and makes me feel like the wind can be glamorous, the heat sexy, and the mystery of the weekend weather as delicious as a chocolate bar. The evening forecast will never be the same for me...http://llnw.image.cbslocal.com/0/2005/10/21/175x131/images_sizedimage_294160137.jpg